black_friar's Journal

The winter of my discontent
I went into a store called Restoration hardware with my wife. It's a great store it's where we bought our bed nice selection of stuff from a 1930's-1950's view. Anyways this girl comes up to me while I was looking at a book cabinet I noticed she was mixed of something. I mistakenly thought she worked there. She kept staring at me and trying to get my attention. Eventually I said "what do you want."
She tells me I'm cute and asks my name. Her eyes are glazed, so obviously she's on drugs probably heroin, all her kind is like that. I calmly show her my wedding band, nice solid white gold very little adornment. She doesn't get it, she takes out a lollipop and starts licking it in front of me. Trying to entice me, ewww. I calmly tell her you are not my type I don't date below my species. I can tell she's not bright enough to understand so slowly I pull out my cell and hit #5 on my phone and to summon my wife. She looked over and saw this troll staring at me. I mouthed the words "help". She stormed across the store. Her blond hair flowing behind her, her ice blue eyes hardening. I realized in that moment, that this little troll was about to battle a teutonic goddess. She smacked her ring side out. The girl was on the ground crying and dear julie grabbed her by her hair and asked her "what makes you think that a creature like you deserves to be with a god like him." she said pointing her head at me.
Yes mall security notified the police and they did arrive but we calmly explained that this drug addict accosted my wife and she defended herself. Now if you were the polizei and you had a drugged up monkey and tall blue eyed blond couple who would you believe. Besides we dress well.

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